A La Carte Christian Hoodie - Fire Red

Just like an A La Carte Christian picks and chooses their scriptures, this hoodie lets you pick and choose when to engage in deep theological debates (or just stay cozy and unbothered). Perfect for late-night Bible studies, prosperity gospel sermons, or scrolling past inconvenient verses.

🛍 Features:
✔ 100% Sanctified Softness – Blessed with premium fabric, softer than a megachurch pastor’s tax loopholes.
✔ Unisex Fit – Because selective scripture applies to everyone!
✔ Kangaroo Pocket – Great for storing tithes, communion snacks, or receipts proving that yes, you DID help pay for Pastor’s new Bentley.
✔ Warm Enough to Withstand the Fires of a Fiery Facebook Debate – Or at least a cold church AC.

✨ Warning: May cause A La Carte Christians to explain why shrimp is still fine, but “love thy neighbor” has exceptions.