Tired of selective morality? Now you can wear it! This ultra-soft, unisex, vintage-dyed tee is perfect for those who know some commandments are optional (apparently). Made for saints, sinners, and those who conveniently skip Leviticus when it comes to shrimp.
🔥 Features: ✔ 100% Hypocrisy-Resistant Cotton – Soft enough for even the most judgmental pew-sitter. ✔ Unisex Fit – Because double standards don’t have a gender. ✔ Vintage-Dyed Look – Just like those ancient, outdated beliefs some folks still cling to. ✔ Conversation Starter – Wear it to church, brunch, or your next theological debate.
🔮 Prophecy Says: This tee will sell out faster than a megachurch pastor dodging tax questions. Get yours now!
